Instead of the last level with the Zombot, when I finished the last roof stage, it went to a black screen with white text on it saying, “Why did you do this to us?” I wondered what that meant… Īfter that, the game went to a level that looked like the lawn at the beginning, except it was half as large and there was another lawn on the other side of the screen that was an exact mirror image of the lawn I was planting on. With each level, the static got louder and louder, until it was so loud that I had to turn off the music. Then, it the first roof level, in the place of music was a faint static. In the fog levels, the pitch of the music got higher with each level, until in the last level it was almost unbearable. Later on in the game, the music seemed to be messed up. Whenever I used a grave buster, a message popped up that said, “Why?” Was this game trying to teach kids a lesson? I wondered if whoever hacked this version of the game put that up as a joke, because I didn’t find it very funny. The graves, rather than having silly or comical inscriptions on them, it had names of celebrities that died recently, such as Amy Winehouse. The sky was dark and stormy, rather than clear. While playing through the first few night stages, I noticed a few weird things. Despite the raised difficulty, I pushed on. I wondered why someone would make a game so much more difficult like this. The zombies came a bit early, and one of them actually got two of my sunflowers.

The next stage seemed a bit difficult, too. The zombies ended up eating one of my peashooters. The first level seemed harder than usual, even with only one lane to defend. The call played at the beginning of the stage was replaced by a scream, which made me jump at first. When I clicked on the button for Adventure Mode, it never showed the animation of the hand rising up from the ground, nor did it play the sound effect that goes with it. It was in a folder named “ZPlant.” Rather than being named “PlantsvsZombies.exe” or “PvZ.exe”, the application was called “deadplants.exe.” When I opened it, it seemed normal, except for a few minor differences, such as how the music sounded a bit off key, higher than usual. The next day, after it finished, I opened it.

I could only get 1 seed for the torrent, so it took about a whole day to download. I searched for a torrent, and I found one that seemed like the kind that I wanted to use… Once, when I got bored on my computer, I decided to play a game that I haven’t before. The commentated version of the cliche-ridden pasta, courtesy of me.

I hate you.exe